Dear Penis, I don't think I like you anymore, You used to watch me shave, Now you do is stare at the floor. Oh dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. It used to be you and me, A paper towel and a dirty magazines, That's all we needed to get by. Now it seems things have changed, I think that your the one to blame. Dear Penis, I don't like you anymore. Dear Rodney, I don't think I like you anymore, 'Cause when you get to drinkin' You put me places I've never been before.
Rodney Carrington - Dear Penis Lyrics
DEAR PENIS (EN ESPAÑOL) - Rodney Carrington - curacao-guide.info
Well it seems to me that this whole worlds gone crazy Theres to much hate and killin' goin' on But when I see the bare chest of a woman My worries and my problems are all gone No one thinks of fightin', when they see a topless girl Baby if you would show yours too, we could save the world. Show them to me, show them to me Unclasp your bras and set those puppies free They'd look a whole lot better without that sweater baby I'm sure you'll agree If you got, two fun bags, Show them to me. I don't care if they don't match or if one's bigger than the other You could show me one, and I'll imagine the other Even if your really old, there's nothing wrong Don't be sad your boobs ain't bad, they're just a little long. Show them to me, show them to me Lift up your shirt and let the whole world see Just disrobe, show your globes and a happy man I'll be If you got, dos chi chi's, Show them to me. I've met a lot of them, but never one I hated Even if you had thirteen kids and you think they look deflated There's no such thing as a bad breast, I belive this much is true If you're a big fat man I'm a titty fan and I'd love to see yours toooo.
Country comedian and comic singer Rodney Carrington hasn't had any hits, greatest or otherwise, in the conventionally accepted sense of the term. The first disc features Carrington 's non-singing standup comedy, the second songs. Carrington has enjoyed commercial success with his albums by presenting redneck humor with a heavy complement of vulgar sexual commentary, poor taste in "Growing Up Poor -- Toughskins Jeans," he makes fun of the Kennedy assassination , and bouts of intolerance toward Asian-Americans and, especially, homosexuals. Indeed, his obsession with gay people evidences an extreme homophobia that might benefit from therapy.
Rodney Scott Carrington born October 19, is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and country music artist. He has released six major-label studio albums and a greatest-hits package, on Mercury Records and Capitol Records. His comedy act typically combines stand-up comedy and original songs. Most of his songs are recorded in a neotraditional country style.